Beelzeboss
Tenacious D
B5C5D5E5F#5G5A5Bb5
Bb5I am A5complete!Bb5A5
Bb5FA5uuuuuuA5uBb5ck!
Bb5Yes A5you are fucked, Bb5shit A5out of luck
Bb5Now A5I'm A5compBb5lete and my Bb5cock A5you will suck
Bb5This A5world will be mine Bb5and A5you're first in line
Bb5You A5brought me theA5 picBb5k and now Bb5you A5shall F#5both D5die!
BWait! DWait! F#Wait!
You motherGfucker
GWe challenge Dyou to a Arock off!
GGive us one Dchance to rock your Asocks off
B5Fuck, B5fuck, B5fuck
The D5demon A5code preB5vents me
From deD5clining a A5rock off B5challenge
D5What are your A5terms? AWhat's the Ecatch?
EIf we win, you must take your Amsorry ass back to Ehell.
And also you will Amhave Fto Cpay Gour Arent.
AmAnd what if I win?
Then Gyou can take Kage back to hell
"What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
What the fuck are you talking about?"
to be your little Cbitch.
Fine!
B5Let the rock off begin! C5Ah B5ha D5ha C#5ha E5ha D#5ha G5ha F#5ha!B5
C5I'm B5the D5deC#5vil, E5I D#5love G5meF#5tal!B5
C5Check B5this D5, C#5it's E5fucD#5king G5tasF#5tyB5
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B5I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
D5Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
F#5There's never been a rock off that I've ever lostF#5B5
I B5can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm D5gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll F#5make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernelF#5B5
D5No!
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
There's just no Gmway that we can win,
That was a Bbmasterpiece.
Listen to me
He rocks too Dhard because he's not a mortal Gmman
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna Gmmake you his sex slave,
You're gonna Bbgargle mayonnaise
Noo
Unless we Dbust a massive monster mammoth Gmjam.
Dude, we've Gmbeen through so much shit,
DeEbactivated lasers with my dick
BbNow it's time to blow this fucker Ddown!
GmC'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I Ebhear you Jables, now it's Bbtime to blow Fdoors down
GmLight up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
EbWe'll bend you over then we'll Bbtake you to FBrown Town
GmNow we've got to blow this fucker down
EbHe's gonna rape me if we Bbdo not blow Fdoors down
GmC'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
EbOh, we'll pileBbdrive you, it's time for the Fsmackdown
Hey anti-Gmchrist-er, BeelzeDboss,
We know your Bbweakness our rocket-Dsauce
We rock the Gmcasbah, and blow your Dmind
We will deBbfeat you for all manDkind
You hold the Gmscepter,
We hold the Dkey
You are the Bbdevil,
We are the FD
We are the GmD, We are the DD
We are the BbD, We are the FD
We are the GmD, We are the DD
We are the BbD, We are the FD
We are the GmD, We are the DD
We are the BbD, We are the FD
We are the GmD, We are the DD
We are the BbD, We are the FDG
You guys are fuckin' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
G5TaF5ste G5my F5lighG5tnF5ing,G5 fuF5ckeG5r!
Bb5No!A5
Bb5Ow! A5FuckBb5!
D5My fuckin' horn!
D5Oh no!
D5From whence you came DyoC#u sDhaC#ll DreC#mainD,
UnC#til DyoC#u DarC#e DcomC#plDetC#e DaC#gainD
C5NB5ooD5ooC#5oo!E5D#5G5F#5C5B5D5C#5
E5Fuck you D#5Kage G5and fuck you F#5Jables!
G5I'll F#5get you G5TenF#5acioG5us F#5D!G#5D5
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