Dirty Laundry
Don Henley
F#mI make my livin'
F#mOff the evenin' news
EJust give me somethin'
ESomethin' I can use
HPeople love it when you lose
HThey love dirAty launF#mdryF#mC#m7/H
F#mWell, I coulda' been an actor,
F#mBut I wound up here
EI just have to look good,
EI don't have to be clear
HCome and whisper in my ear
HGive us dirAty launF#mdryF#m
C#m7Kick 'em when they're up
HKick 'em when they're down
AKick 'em when they're up
EKick 'em when they're downF#mF#m
C#m7Kick 'em when they're up
HKick 'em when they're down
AKick 'em when they're up
F#mKick 'em all around
F#mWe got the bubble-headed
F#mBleached-blonde, comes on at five
EShe can tell you 'bout the plane crash
EWith a gleam in her eye
It's Hinteresting when people die
HGive us dirAty launF#mdryF#mC#m7/H
F#mCan we film the operation?
F#mIs the head dead yet?
EYou know, the boys in the newsroom
EGot a running bet
HGet the widow on the set!
HWe need dirAty launF#mdryF#m
F#m F#m E E
H H A/F# F#m C#m7/H
F#m F#m E E
H H A/F# F#m C#m7/H
F#mYou don't really need to find out
F#mWhat's goin' on
EYou don't really wanna know
EJust how far it's gone
HJust leave well enough alone
HEat your dirAty launF#mdryF#m
C#m7Kick 'em when they're up
HKick 'em when they're down
AKick 'em when they're up
EKick 'em when they're downF#mF#m
C#m7Kick 'em when they're up
HKick 'em when they're down
AKick 'em when they're stiff
F#mKick 'em all around
(Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around)
G#mDirty little secrets,
G#mDirty little lies
F#We got our dirty little fingers
F#In everybody's pie
We C#love to cut you down to size
C#7We love C#dirHty launG#mdryG#mD#m7/C#
G#mWe can do "The Innuendo",
G#mWe can dance and sing
F#When it's said and done,
F#We haven't told you a thing
C#We all know that crap is king
C#Give us C#dirHty launG#mdry!G#mD#m7/C#
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C# C# C#/H G#m G#m D#m7/C#
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C# C# C#/H G#m G#m D#m7/C#
(G#mKick 'em when they're up
G#mKick 'em when they're down
G#mKick 'em when they're up
G#mKick 'em when they're downC#/H
F#Kick 'em when they're up
F#Kick 'em when they're down
F#Kick 'em when they're up
F#Kick 'em when they're downC#/H
C#Kick 'em when they're up
C#Kick 'em when they're down
C#Kick 'em when they're up
C#Kick 'em when they're downC#/H
G#mKick 'em when they're up
G#mKick 'em when they're down
G#m7Kick 'em when they're up
G#m7Kick 'em when they're downC#/H
C#Kick 'em when they're up
C#Kick 'em when they're down)C#/H