Rotterdam (Or Anywhere)
The Beautiful South
C61 2 Fmaj 3 . 4 . Cmaj71 2 Fmaj7 3 . 4 .
And the C6women tug Fmaj7their hair
Like they're Cmaj7trying to Fmaj7prove it won't fall out
C6 Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Fmaj7
And C6all the men Fmaj7are gargoyles
Dipped Cmaj7long in Fmaj7Irish stout
C6 Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Fmaj7
GThe whole place is pickled
GThe people are pickles for Amsure
And G7no-one knows if they've done more here
Than they Cever would do in a E7jar
This could be AmRotterdam or Canywhere, AmLiverpool or CRome,
'Cause AmRotterdam is Canywhere, D7anywhere G7alone,
G7Anywhere alone
And everyone is blond
And everyone is beautiful
And when blond and beautiful are multiple
They become so dull and dutiful
And when faced with dull and dutiful
They fire red warning flares
Battle-khaki personality
With red underwear
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome,
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone,
Anywhere alone
The whole place is pickled
The people are pickles for sure
And no-one knows if they've done more here
Than they ever would do in a jar
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome,
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone,
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome,
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone,
Anywhere alone