Ironic
Alanis Morissette
Cmaj7Hey yay Gmaj7/Dyay, yah ha ha, Cmaj7ay yeah, hiCadd9
An D/F#old Gman D/F#turned ninety-Emeight
He D/F#won the lotterGy and D/F#died the next Emday
It's D/F#a black Gfly in D/F#your ChardonnEmay
It's a D/F#death row Gpardon two D/F#minutes too Emlate
And isn't it D/F#ironic G don't you D/F#thinkEm
It's like ra-DaaiGin on your Dwedding Emday
It's a free DridGe when you've Dalready Empaid
It's the good DadviGce that you Djust didn't Emtake
And Fwho would've Cthought it figDures
Mr. D/F#Play It Safe Gwas D/F#afraid to flyEm
He packed his D/F#suit-Gcase and kissed his D/F#kids goodbyEme
He waited his D/F#whole damn Glife to D/F#take that Emflight
And as the D/F#plane crashed Gdown he thought
"Well, D/F#isn't this nicEme "
And isn't it D/F#ironic G don't you D/F#thinkEm
It's like ra-DaaiGin on your Dwedding Emday
It's a free DridGe when you've Dalready Empaid
It's the good DadviGce that you Djust didn't Emtake
And Fwho would've Cthought it figDures
Well, Cmaj7life has a funny way of sneaking up Gmaj7/Don you when you think everything's okay
And Cmaj7everything's going rigGmaj7/Dht
And Cmaj7life has a funny way of helping you Gmaj7/Dout when you think everything's gone wrong
And Cmaj7everything blows up in your Cadd9face
A D/F#traffic Gjam when you're D/F#already lateEm
A no-D/F#smoking Gsign on your D/F#cigarette Embreak
It's like D/F#ten thousand Gspoons when all you D/F#need is a Emknife
It's D/F#meeting the man of my Gdreams
And then meeD/F#ting his beautiful Emwife hmm
And isn't it D/F#ironic G don't you D/F#thinkEm
A little too D/F#ironic G and yeah, I D/F#really do think Em
It's like ra-DaiiGn on your Dwedding Emday
It's a free DridGe when you've Dalready Empaid
It's the good DadvicGe that you Djust didn't Emtake
And Fwho would've Cthought it figDures
Cmaj7 Gmaj7/D
And yeah, Cmaj7life has a funny way of sneaking up on Gmaj7/Dyou
And Cmaj7life has a funny, funny Gmaj7/Dway
Of helping you Cmaj7out, helping you Cmaj7out