Dumb Ways To Die
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Dways to GdieF
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Dways to GdieF
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Dways to GdieF
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Dways to GdieF
CDumb Emways to Amdie,C
so Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
FDress up Glike a mCoose during Fmaj7hunting sFeason G
DisFturb a nGest of wCasps for Fmaj7no good rFeason
GStand on the edge of a Amtrain station platform
GDrive around the boom gates at a Amlevel crossing
GRun across the tracks between the AmplatformsG
FThey may not rhyme but they’re Gquite possibly
CDumbest Emways to Amdie Em
CDumbest Emways to Amdie Em
CDumbest Emways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie